My 1st Foot Massage

14th April 2008 -- It is been quite some time I abandone my blog . Well, I'm back. Sunday just passes an hour ago, so just wanna write sometime about my 1st time having my FOOT MASSAGE. The stories goes like this,

Once upon a time ( Errmm.. I mean yesterday ), a once a little boy Aven received a sms from his once a little girl Huey. It reads "Aven, 2nite wanna go 4 foot massage or not?" They have chat to wee hours a night before and did mention about having foot massage, just that poor little Aven didn't realised prophecy came so fast on the next day. "Well, when will be JUDGEMENT DAY?" he replied. It will be about 9.30 pm after the LAST SUPPER

( Errmm.. Last Dinner ).

After the Sunday class ends, little Aven went home and prepare himself to embrace the coming event. "I've to make myself full", so he have 'Taugeh Ayam' for dinner. The clock ticks to 9.30pm. The time is here, let's get going. Off he go toward Taman Book Bak he once familiar but poor little Aven were lost .... in that Resident Evil ( errm.. Resident Area ). Where is the FIELD Huey mention about. He keep on moving yet, still ended in the same place.

Poor little Aven looks up to the sky and yelled "Hey, can you help me ?!!!" ....Do.. Doot.. Doo.. Dooot... Something wisper beside his ears 'Turn left, then turn right and at the end of the road you'll see the FIELD, turn left again, arrived at a juntion turn left again." There he saw Angel Huey at the 3rd block. They ride on the Pumpkin Car , toward the destination, near the Pasir Putih McDonald.. Hey .. 'Mana itu McDonald , gulung tikar liao?'

They saw their Final Destination, hastily Aven make a U-Turn and woot.. What The HELL the NO ENTRY sign doing here?.. Don't bother about it, there is no turning back now , Angel Huey said. They walk toward the Final Destination and they saw the servant of hell welcoming them. "Which service you want want?" said the devils. Well, both of them took the full 1 hour session. Woot.. got to pay for it RM 48.00.

They were ordered to dip our feet into a bowl of boiling porridge like substance. The nightmare begin after that. Those devils began to crushed those tender feets of poor Huey and Aven. Even the Angel yelled out in PAIN.. Aduh sakit...Ouch.. Ouch..!!! Little Aven din't feel much of the pain... He goes steady..Those devils complained about those DEAD SKIN that Aven possess and it is kind of hard to get him in PAIN. They need some devices to induce more pain next time. Time in hell sure passed fast. One hour passed, although is HELL but both of them seems to enjoys it.. LOL Feels so good.

The night still young , so they go to 'Chiang Jiang' to yumcha. Some little small chat, some coffee & tea , back home they went. What a nice day.

The End

Gosh... I'm sucks in story telling. ROFL while writting this. Sorry for all those gramma etc etc mistake. My English sucks too. Huey if you are reading this, do give some feed back.... HeHe.. Cheers

5" Feets In The Air !!

08Mac08 ~ Today I so happy because I still perform A High Flying Side Kick ( 5" Feets High ) . Actually I didn't intended to do it because I also hav not tried before when I was young. Last time the max height was about my shoulder level but now this time is my lips level. Hmm.. some more that attempt was years back. My boys and girl were stay back to practice flying side kick. Then Weng wanna try fly (High Sidekick).

When I see them perform few time I'm like 'Beh Tahan' and have some the urged to FLY too... Wahaha.... Ok.. just some simple stretching bout 10 times & OFF I go... Woot, shoulder level, just a easy clearance. I said, hmm.. Let's try higher today,. I stacked 5 boxes ( each about 1 feet high ) and here I FLY again... Voila!! Clearance .. Yes !! Yes !! Yes !!



It always feels good when you still can performs all those difficult techniques in front of your students. Well, I just don't like to talk, ACTION speaks it LAUD... I always teased my young student why can't they DO it? If OLD man FLIES, YOUNG man FLIES too... rite? LOL

After the class ended, I went out for dinner at Moven Peak. I pick Mun up, and meet up with Meow Meow, Chee Sum & Yen there. Wow.. There is General Election Live Telecast there too. All the suddenr we all felt sp patriotic and want to know the Malaysia more. Then I give Meow to see my TKD clip and what she said was " Wei, you think you still YOUNG ahh??" Aouch.....

GoodLuck Malaysia
Cheers
Aven

One Sunday Story

~~ One Sunday's Sto®Ÿ ~~

02Mac08 ( Sun ) ~ As usual I wake up early, pick up Ying ( My Asst ) and went to Kampar for my class. not much conversation that morning. I forget to write something about a new student of mine in Kampar. Something seem not right with this new student. When I ask him something, he just keep quite and mum. When I ask his mother, she said he is like that. The only word from him is 'Taekwon' & Yes,Sir.



I suspect he have this autism. I ask my student Pui San, she said he don't speak in class as well. When I ask him to do a stretching, he was in pain and crying but make no sound at all. No sniffing either ( U can see all those tears flowing down but he is like no reaction ).... Quite a challenge to have this kind of student. Well, I explained the situation to his mother, she know what is going on and ask me if he is suitable to learn TKD. Well, it is up to him ( if he can endure all the training hardship ), I said. This is a situation about either he give up or I give him up. Just that who come 1st. I'll try my best to teach.



I drove back to Main Gym for another class ( extra class for the Black Belt Grading ). Some weird feeling came over when I see lean my palm on the Gear knob. My ex-gf used to hold my hand this way, well no MORE now . I do miss those 'In Relationship' feeling, especialy there is some else sitting beside me . Failed Realtionship hurts and it still hurting . This remind me of Apple & me. Both of us pledge to get a BF and a GF this year.. Hahaha... All the best to Apple ( if you read this )



Half way back to Ipoh, I asked Ying if she can drive . Well, Ok she said.Good, i said. It feels so good having someone else to drive.. HeHe. It just a straight road with just 2 turns. Ying quite steady in straigh road LOL.When we almost reached Poi Lam, I ask her to turn to a resident area ( for her to practise driving ). Hai, she still not very good in controling the clutch and chocked the car when doing some reversed. I guess is like 5 mins or so choking when practising reverse.



The main gym class went well. Finished at 2.45 pm, so I bought a New York cheese cake from Secret Recepies . My Menglembu class stars at 4.00 pm. I forget that I ask those SMK M'lembu student to come over to practise 'Sports Day Demo' that day. Wow.. I think there is about 70+ student that day, so crowded and no more space to walk around. I have 6 new students that day too... Bon Business !! ( Sang Yi Hing Long ) .



My student start own warm up and Lisa ask me about the T-Shirt. Then I ask her when is her birthday . 23 Feb she said. I wanted to give her the cheese cake as a present that day but eventually I forget .Aiyak.. Nevermind, maybe next week.



7.45 pm ~ Finally my class over. From 6.45 am to 7.45 pm is like a 12 hrs job but I enjoy it. Really really enjoying my class. All my little children really energetic can channel great amout of strengh I needed when I am down and in blues. Time to head home. My siter got her 7% bonus from the NUBE so she belanja us to a Japanese restaurant ( celebrate my Birthday as well ) . My Ex GF went along too. Have some mixed feeling on this. The food and atmosphere was nice . My sister's kid is going berserk, running around. Lucky that we are in a special room so won't interfere other people. There goes my Sunday.

Cheers & looking forward for next Sunday !

Sessi Perkataan Berlawan ( Malay Language )

This is some kind of jokes in malay language. For those who don't know malay, I guess you just don't know what it is all about. I still recall I have this 'PERKATAAN BERLAWAN' lesson but I just don't know this lesson can goes into this extend... I guess it would be fun to have this kind of real situation .. Yeah ~



Sessi Perkataan Berlawan



Murid : Selamat pagi, Cikgu!




Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?
Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam Cikgu!


Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh
orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh
bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua
masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!


Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.
Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan
berlawan. Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,
kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi
perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, Cikgu!


Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)


Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!


Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!


Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!


Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!


Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!


Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!



Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!


Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!


Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!


Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!


Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!


Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!


Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!


Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!


Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!


Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!


Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!


Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai

Call For Lonely Souls

14Feb08 ~ Just another day for me. Me, Weng, Shan & Yee drank alot last night after our "Low Shang" dinner @ Sg. Siput. We went to STAIRWAY after that, but the environment there is just too noisy. We have a bucket of Heineken , and have have our Valentine's Day countdown there. 3 of us were single and available ( exclude weng ), so we toast it all. Since we have decided earlier to get drunk that night, we went home to my house to continue. I get them my Red Wine, Tiger Beer and Baileys Irish Cream. Voila~! Yee really can't hold on and the 1st one to lied down on my bean bag and fall asleep. Left me, shan & weng chit chating. We talk about careers, money, love and stuff.. The night seem so long that day...

On the Valentine's Day itself, I buy a boquet of flowers to Sammi. 5 tulips & 7 roses . Lucky that still can order the flowers and deliver to Sammi's office. Haiz.. Just don't know why, altough we have separated, yet I still buy her flowers. ( Meow ~ Meow, if you are reading this now, I guess you are *@#$% me right now ) HaHa.. I bought her a nice hand bag too.. Haiz.. I called her our that night to have 'Hor Hee' noodles. Then just drive her back home.

Ok.. It was 9.30 pm and the calls for Lonely Souls have been roaring laud . Here's the Lonely Souls ~ Me, Yee, Ying ( altough attached ), Shan & Loong..Cheers.. We sang whole night and even extend the hours till 2 am if not mistaken. Shan & I really blow the mic out screaming. The best part is we really screamed to the top of our voice in this song 'Numb ~ Linkin Park'

Wow.. Then I have a duet with Chooi Ying singing '真的爱你 ~ Beyond' I really enjoyed that song and singing with Ying . Since I don't know much chinese I just sang. Chooi Shan also recorded our duet in her MP4. I bought Chooi Ying & Chooi Shan a box of chocolate . Altough there were bitter in my hears, I do hope to get some chocolate to sweeten things up. My wish granted, I received a box of chocolate back . Not bad..

I just not that bad being single that day. Wishing all lonely souls out there a HAPPY DAY !


Cheers