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Singapore True Story

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.



Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them.. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper.Her father said 'If you both come back I will allow you to marry. I accept that you love each other truly.



' So in this way, their love won and they returned home.



The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.He was dressed in a white shirt that! day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his fiancee, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after some time that she recovered from her shocked. The funeral and cremation was the very next day as he had died horribly.



Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.



The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.



Then when the girl had the same dream the next night,she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately.



She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained!!!



Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains,and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.



She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady in her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.. She asked 'What is this...?'





















The old lady replied... 'Aiyaa……..try DYNAMO Liquid Soap... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn stains !!!' ...........



Gotcha !!!!



I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too. But don't look at me like that leh...... Just enjoy it.



Cheers

Aven

My 1st Foot Massage

14th April 2008 -- It is been quite some time I abandone my blog . Well, I'm back. Sunday just passes an hour ago, so just wanna write sometime about my 1st time having my FOOT MASSAGE. The stories goes like this,

Once upon a time ( Errmm.. I mean yesterday ), a once a little boy Aven received a sms from his once a little girl Huey. It reads "Aven, 2nite wanna go 4 foot massage or not?" They have chat to wee hours a night before and did mention about having foot massage, just that poor little Aven didn't realised prophecy came so fast on the next day. "Well, when will be JUDGEMENT DAY?" he replied. It will be about 9.30 pm after the LAST SUPPER

( Errmm.. Last Dinner ).

After the Sunday class ends, little Aven went home and prepare himself to embrace the coming event. "I've to make myself full", so he have 'Taugeh Ayam' for dinner. The clock ticks to 9.30pm. The time is here, let's get going. Off he go toward Taman Book Bak he once familiar but poor little Aven were lost .... in that Resident Evil ( errm.. Resident Area ). Where is the FIELD Huey mention about. He keep on moving yet, still ended in the same place.

Poor little Aven looks up to the sky and yelled "Hey, can you help me ?!!!" ....Do.. Doot.. Doo.. Dooot... Something wisper beside his ears 'Turn left, then turn right and at the end of the road you'll see the FIELD, turn left again, arrived at a juntion turn left again." There he saw Angel Huey at the 3rd block. They ride on the Pumpkin Car , toward the destination, near the Pasir Putih McDonald.. Hey .. 'Mana itu McDonald , gulung tikar liao?'

They saw their Final Destination, hastily Aven make a U-Turn and woot.. What The HELL the NO ENTRY sign doing here?.. Don't bother about it, there is no turning back now , Angel Huey said. They walk toward the Final Destination and they saw the servant of hell welcoming them. "Which service you want want?" said the devils. Well, both of them took the full 1 hour session. Woot.. got to pay for it RM 48.00.

They were ordered to dip our feet into a bowl of boiling porridge like substance. The nightmare begin after that. Those devils began to crushed those tender feets of poor Huey and Aven. Even the Angel yelled out in PAIN.. Aduh sakit...Ouch.. Ouch..!!! Little Aven din't feel much of the pain... He goes steady..Those devils complained about those DEAD SKIN that Aven possess and it is kind of hard to get him in PAIN. They need some devices to induce more pain next time. Time in hell sure passed fast. One hour passed, although is HELL but both of them seems to enjoys it.. LOL Feels so good.

The night still young , so they go to 'Chiang Jiang' to yumcha. Some little small chat, some coffee & tea , back home they went. What a nice day.

The End

Gosh... I'm sucks in story telling. ROFL while writting this. Sorry for all those gramma etc etc mistake. My English sucks too. Huey if you are reading this, do give some feed back.... HeHe.. Cheers

Sessi Perkataan Berlawan ( Malay Language )

This is some kind of jokes in malay language. For those who don't know malay, I guess you just don't know what it is all about. I still recall I have this 'PERKATAAN BERLAWAN' lesson but I just don't know this lesson can goes into this extend... I guess it would be fun to have this kind of real situation .. Yeah ~



Sessi Perkataan Berlawan



Murid : Selamat pagi, Cikgu!




Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?
Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam Cikgu!


Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh
orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh
bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua
masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!


Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.
Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan
berlawan. Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,
kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi
perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, Cikgu!


Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)


Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!


Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!


Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!


Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!


Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!


Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!



Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!


Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!


Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!


Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!


Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!


Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!


Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!


Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!


Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!


Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!


Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!


Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai