Sessi Perkataan Berlawan ( Malay Language )

This is some kind of jokes in malay language. For those who don't know malay, I guess you just don't know what it is all about. I still recall I have this 'PERKATAAN BERLAWAN' lesson but I just don't know this lesson can goes into this extend... I guess it would be fun to have this kind of real situation .. Yeah ~



Sessi Perkataan Berlawan



Murid : Selamat pagi, Cikgu!




Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja?
Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam Cikgu!


Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh
orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh
bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua
masa dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera Cikgu!


Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.
Hari ini Cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan
berlawan. Bila Cikgu sebutkan perkataannya,
kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi
perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, Cikgu!


Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)


Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!


Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!


Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!


Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!


Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!


Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!



Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!


Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!


Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!


Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!


Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!


Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!


Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!


Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar Cikgu!


Cikgu : Kamu gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!


Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!


Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!


Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai

Call For Lonely Souls

14Feb08 ~ Just another day for me. Me, Weng, Shan & Yee drank alot last night after our "Low Shang" dinner @ Sg. Siput. We went to STAIRWAY after that, but the environment there is just too noisy. We have a bucket of Heineken , and have have our Valentine's Day countdown there. 3 of us were single and available ( exclude weng ), so we toast it all. Since we have decided earlier to get drunk that night, we went home to my house to continue. I get them my Red Wine, Tiger Beer and Baileys Irish Cream. Voila~! Yee really can't hold on and the 1st one to lied down on my bean bag and fall asleep. Left me, shan & weng chit chating. We talk about careers, money, love and stuff.. The night seem so long that day...

On the Valentine's Day itself, I buy a boquet of flowers to Sammi. 5 tulips & 7 roses . Lucky that still can order the flowers and deliver to Sammi's office. Haiz.. Just don't know why, altough we have separated, yet I still buy her flowers. ( Meow ~ Meow, if you are reading this now, I guess you are *@#$% me right now ) HaHa.. I bought her a nice hand bag too.. Haiz.. I called her our that night to have 'Hor Hee' noodles. Then just drive her back home.

Ok.. It was 9.30 pm and the calls for Lonely Souls have been roaring laud . Here's the Lonely Souls ~ Me, Yee, Ying ( altough attached ), Shan & Loong..Cheers.. We sang whole night and even extend the hours till 2 am if not mistaken. Shan & I really blow the mic out screaming. The best part is we really screamed to the top of our voice in this song 'Numb ~ Linkin Park'

Wow.. Then I have a duet with Chooi Ying singing '真的爱你 ~ Beyond' I really enjoyed that song and singing with Ying . Since I don't know much chinese I just sang. Chooi Shan also recorded our duet in her MP4. I bought Chooi Ying & Chooi Shan a box of chocolate . Altough there were bitter in my hears, I do hope to get some chocolate to sweeten things up. My wish granted, I received a box of chocolate back . Not bad..

I just not that bad being single that day. Wishing all lonely souls out there a HAPPY DAY !


Cheers

Time Shall Tell

Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived; happiness , sadness , knowledge , and all the others, including love .

One day it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island paradise until the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under, Love decided it was time to leave. She began looking for someone to ask for help.

Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked, "Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?"
Richness answered, " I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere."

Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel.
Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please."

"I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat."

Next, Love saw Sadness passing by.
Love said, "Sadness, please let me go with you."
Sadness answered, "Love, I'm sorry, but, I just need to be alone now."

Then, Love saw Happiness.

Love cried out, " Happiness, please take me with you."
But Happiness was so overjoyed that he didn't hear Love calling to him. Love began to cry.

Then, she heard a voice say, "Come Love, I will take you with me." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that she forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived on land the elder went on his way. Love realized how much she owed the elder.

Love then found Knowledge and asked, "Who was it that helped me?"
"It was Time ", Knowledge answered.
"But why did Time help me when no one else would?", Love asked.

Knowledge smiled and with deep wisdom and sincerity, answered,

"Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."